Ladies, A new Kind of Alarm that gives you Orgasm

Ladies, new vibrating alarm promises to wake you up with an orgasm

September 9, 2016 9:06 AM — Linda Ikeji

Forget stumbling out of bed bleary-eyed with your head all fuzzy. Rather than the dreary wake up routine, you can jump-start your day with an orgasm thanks to a new device. The Little Roster is a small plastic alarm worn in the underwear and in such a way that it sits nicely on the clitoris. 

You program in an alarm time and then instead of emitting a loud noise, it simply starts to vibrate to bring you out of your slumber. The vibrations automatically increase until you wake and turn it off. 


'You wake slowly. Sensually. Pleasurably,' the Littler Rooster website says. The alarm has 27 levels, all silent, as well as snooze and travel lock functions.

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